Office Relocation as an Ops Project: Runbooks, Rollback Plans, and Zero-Downtime Moves
Engineering teams that would never push a config change to production without review will happily move their entire company to a new building on the strength of a shared spreadsheet and a group chat. Then the first Monday in the new office arrives: the ISP install slipped two weeks, the badge system doesn't talk to the identity provider, on-call is paging someone whose desk is in a moving box, and the conference room where the incident bridge usually happens no longer exists.