Cache-busting magic variables for uptime checks
Over the weekend, my own site went down and Oh Dear didn't catch it. The origin server had fallen over, but Cloudflare happily kept serving the cached HTML. Everything looked fine from the outside. Embarrassing. Scratching our own itch here, we just shipped magic variables: short placeholders you can drop into your monitor URL, request headers, or POST payload. Right before each check, we replace them with fresh values, so every request is unique enough to slip past any cache and actually hit your origin.